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Rocking quote by a tired student

Funny sms Rocking quote by a tired student: . . . I want a 6 month vacation... . . . . . . . . twice in a year.

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Jis ne Juma k Din Ghusal kia, Masjid Jaldi Giya, Imaam k Qareeb ho

Jumma Mubarak sms Jis ne Juma k Din Ghusal kia, Masjid Jaldi Giya, Imaam k Qareeb ho k Khamoshi k sath aor Ghor se Khutba suna, Os k Liye Har Qadam k Badlay 1 Saal k Rozay rakhnay aor Tahajjud Parhnay...

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Islamic sms 2 ghont: Allah ko bahat pasand hain Ek ghusy ka Aur Doosra sabar ka. 2 qatray: Allah ko bahot pasand hain. Jahad me niklay howy khun ka Aur Dusra Toba me nikly howy aansu ka 2 qadam: Allah...

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3 Signs to identify the teacher

Funny sms 3 Signs to identify the teacher - - - 1. Stressed 2.Depressed 3. Still Well Dressed.;-)

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1 buzrg frmaty hen k Men ny 3 logon se zyada bakhil ksi ko nhi paya.

Misleading sms 1 buzrg frmaty hen k Men ny 3 logon se zyada bakhil ksi ko nhi paya. 1. wo shkhs jo purane kapre pehnay jab k os k pas naye kapre hon 2. Wo shakhs jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhoka...

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Yateem ho gia hon may, BV Mr gai hay,

Zardari sms Yateem ho gia hon may , BV Mr gai hay, 2 betyoon ki shadi kerni Hy Allah kay lia Maali imdaad kar do, . . . . . . Zardari press conference karty huey ro para.

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Everybody says, mistake is the 1st step of success But it is not true

Anmol Moti sms Everybody says, mistake is the 1st step of success But it is not true, Truth is:  Correction of the mistake is the 1st step of success

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Anmol Moti sms Talk to yourself at least once in a Day. Otherwise you may miss a meeting with an EXCELLENT person in this World.....

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Cute sms Ye Rehmat, ye Inaayat,TERI Qudrat ki pechaan hai TU ne hi banaya ek matti k butt ko insaan hai Hum gunahgaar hain, khatakaar hain Par phir b mere MOULA TU hum pe mehrbaan hai Ye duniya jisay...

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1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pas gya!

Pathan sms 1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pas gya! 2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy goray ki Call aayi. Pathan: Who is Speaking? Gora:Khocha Hum Bolti hai jakson..

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Aik sawal pocha gaya k “MUHABBAT” kya ha?

Cute sms aik sawal pocha gaya k "MUHABBAT" kya ha? Jawab ye diya k jab Insan bohut gehri aur meeti neend me ho aur usk kaano me Azan ki Awaz Aaye aur wo apni neend ko chorr ker ALLAH k liye Namaz...

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Never Be Upset in any sort of situation..!

Motivational sms Never Be Upset in any sort of situation..! Always Be "UP" & "SET" Then See how your life will Be settled automatically Keep faith in ALLAH...! You know? "Ups And Downs" are the...

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Kab tak bhugtun Mien ab Saza Teri,

Poetry sms Kab tak bhugtun Mien ab Saza Teri, Ay Ishq Ghalti ho gayi Bs Maaf Kar Mujhy

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اک لڑکی کو اُس کےباپ نے گفٹ دیا

اک لڑکی کو اُس کےباپ نے گفٹ دیا۔ اور کہا سردی لگے تو جلا دینا،  بھوک لگے تو کھا لینا اور پیاس لگے تو پی لینا۔ بتائیں باپ نے کیا چیز گفٹ دی?

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Jo Dukh de usse chor do, mgr jise chor do usse dukh na do

Sheikh Saadi sms SHEIKH SAADI farmatey hain: Jo Dukh de usse chor do, mgr jise chor do usse dukh na do. Din ki roshni mein rizq talash kro, raat ko usse talash kro jo tumhein rizq deta hai. Buri suhbat...

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Funny sms Lights Sound Camera Action Smile Plz Krichhh |\(,") | ((> | _/L Wow mri picture fit i hy .. Ok ab tumhari khechta hn Lights Sound Camera And Action Ready Smile Plz Krichhh.. (\./) /.".)...

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Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV

Sardar sms Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya. Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha: Haya ty Nhi Ayi? Sardar: Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.

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Funny sms Height of Facebook Addiciti0n: A b0y's fb status I'm onLine on fb during Lecture hahaha* Comment fr0m his pr0fess0r: *Get out of the cLass n0w* :-p Dean Liked comment! Friend commented:...

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Maa Bachy ko Liye Ro rahi thi

Funny sms @>1 Maa Bachy ko Liye Ro rahi thi ek Admi ne, Rone ki wja pochi, Orat Ne kaha k Mera bacha Bimar hy or Dawa k liy Pese nhi Admi ne 1000 ka not dia or kaha Jao dawa lo or 100 rpe ka doodh b...

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Bhai ko bhai se juda kr deti hai “GF”

Misleading sms Bhai ko bhai se juda kr deti hai "GF" Ma ko baity se juda kr deti hai "GF" Bv ko shohar se Lara deti hai "GF" Insan ko dunya se juda kr deti hai "GF" Ghar mai jhagra paida kr deti hai...

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